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Sample scopes:

Aries Weekly Horoscope for April 2nd - 8th 2018:
​You may start the week trying to get to the heart of a matter, Aries, and can be more researching and passionately focused on what you're interested in. On Monday, your ruler, Mars, aligns with Saturn, and this can make you more disciplined and help to focus your energy. Later in the week, you can be more optimistic and focused on your big ideas. You can work on plans for expanding your life in new ways, and be open to new experiences. You may not get the chance to pursue them right now, but you can feel better thinking about it. Over the weekend, you can focus on your goals, and work on your long-term plans. You may feel that you need to set yourself up so that you're ready to get moving with opportunities to achieve your goals when they come along.

Best days of the week for Aries: Monday, Wednesday, Thursday
Daily horoscope for Aries for April 2nd 2018:
This can be a great day for intense, disciplined focus, something that has likely been lacking ever since Mercury retrograde started in your sign, so try to make the most of it today. Work on projects or tasks that require you to have some laser-like, controlled focus.
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